My funny baby

Some birds were chirping outside the window while we were having our breakfast.
M: Can you hear the birds singing outside, Rafa?
R: No!!! They are not.
M: Huh? Then what are they doing?
R: They are making noise!
M: LOL

Last night, while we were having dinner, he patted my hand quite hard to get my attention.
M: Why did you hit me?
R: I didn't hit you. (in the most innocent voice)
M: Then what were you doing to me?
R: I was just poking you.
M: *slap head*

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